So it’s a beautiful bright Saturday morning here. Got up and made savoury muffins and maple bacon for the kidlings when they wake up but considering my blatant lack of being able to resist temptation if they don’t make an appearance soon it’s gonna be a case of “Bacon? What bacon?”
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
"I became obsessed with turtles. I bought six of them and put them in a bathtub. They show no emotion, they’re so inanimate. It’s the complete opposite of what dogs are, I can’t stand dogs, they’re too willing to please. I like cats. Animals that require attention. Turtles have this fuck you attitude, ‘I’m stuck in this tank, I’m miserable and I’m not going to perform for you.’" - Kurt Cobain.
Even though I love dogs, I still love this quote.